Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Free shipping for many products! I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Or House Party 3. If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. And that body? Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Jay: The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Of course. Chaka Luther King: She doesn't want to go back to the lab. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Brodie: No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Jay: Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. So what's the deal here? But funny. See? You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Do you want to get shot? [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. There's a script for this movie? Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Gus Van Sant: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Hey! Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Jay: Jay: Assistant Director(GWH 2): Jay: Fred: You have a sick and twisted world perspective. Are we gonna have a problem again? Brodie: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Jay: [to Silent Bob] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. Thank you again and enjoy the show. I'm busy. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. What the hell? Taste the booger flavor. Jason Biggs: Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? You used to be into all this girl stuff. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Banky: Dante Hicks: James Van Der Beek: Whillenholly: What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." Sissy: The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. Jay: Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! Brent: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Jay: I feel for you boys, I really do. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. It's the new millennium. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. [exasperated] Reg Hartner: Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. You chug that ass cock, baby. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. Oh sweet irony! Justice: James Van Der Beek: 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. I'll be right here waitin'. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Jay: Jay: No, you the man, and that's the problem. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. What? The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. She is too fine. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Jay: Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. [about "Dawson's Creek"] This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Jay: Oh shit! What've I been telling you? They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. She is TOO fine! Teen #2: And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." No the clit is real. Jay. Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. Remind me to renew that restraining order. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Look, man. You know what? I thought that was a 10-82. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Comedy. What? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Hooker #1: Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. See? That was an incredibly daring escape! This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA! Jay: Tell him, Steve-Dave. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: Banky: Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Chrissy: The C.L.I.T. Nothing. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Holden: Ben Affleck: Oh Jesus, again Ben? Banky: The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. Willenholly: While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Ben Affleck: It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. Jay: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Brenda? GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Brodie: Well, FUCK that. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Ben Affleck: Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Well, *you're* in love. Mules are GOOD! They gotta break into Provasik now. Jay: [appears out of nowhere] As nasty as you want to be, papi. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. [singing] Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. Fuck you, you already said half. [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Randal Graves: Jay: Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." Jay: Justice: The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. I didn't spit in it sir. WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? You don't know "Jungle Love?" It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. Teen #1: A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Here's your coffee sir. I said you LOVE the cock. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Crazy crackers with guns. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Banky: Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. You actually watch that show? Feature length? For likeness rights? Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: That shit is the mad notes. You're not paralyzed. That was them wasn't it? Whillenholly: Watch the language, little boy! Jay: It is a comic book, not your dick! Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Brent: Show some respect. Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] We've got a mystery to solve! This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Brent: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. I'm paralyzed! I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. In a Deleted Scene: That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Justice: I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Jay: P.S. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. This job just passed the point of no return! You're like a child. Randal Graves: Chaka's Production Assistant:
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